LITERALLY NEVER DO THIS TO A VAGINA 

LITERALLY NEVER DO THIS TO A VAGINA 

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woodmeat:

southernstoner420:

Bitch just pulled a bazooka out of her titties like it was nothing.

she from chicago

woodmeat:

southernstoner420:

Bitch just pulled a bazooka out of her titties like it was nothing.

she from chicago

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mademoisellelevi:

theicarustheory:

You know what’s funny its like 90% of you really wanted the blood-orange parody and so secretly did I so here you go. SNK: The Documentary will now be my life force so go ahead and just feed my brain. (Also, y’all don’t have to go anon when you suggest okay its not like I’ll judge you for your headcanons or anything. And sorry for the long post!)

THATS IT. IT CANT TOP THIS

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jethrocane:

sexioto:

so i was looking at lipstick and there were some interesting colors

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yes maybelline

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idk why you’d need this color but ok i guess

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lol me 2 

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is this the color of chilli though

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ok what

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?????

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????????

C O N S T A N T   T O A S T

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toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

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sailoraquila:

a-bit-not-good-yeah:

splendidcolor:

jordyngryphon:

theguilteaparty:

bookerdewitt:

pamplemoose:

angelphile:

hiddlesbatchlove:

best marketing

A+

10/10

would recommend

WHEREDOTHEYSELLTHOSE?! I need them so bad. This is absolutely perfect.

They sell them at Target

This is a fantastic idea.

Raging pharmacology boner.

Bonus points for being single chemical pills.

you should check out their website! http://www.helpineedhelp.com

If you think that packaging is brill, wait until you see the site.

This company is a marketer’s wet dream.

That website is fantastic. Seriously, click on it and check out the whole site. Best waste of time EVER.

I just spent like 20 minutes on there. This is my new favorite company.

Pure Gold

tattooinggothamcity:

1nk-3xp0sed:

x

how many people out of the 1 million who reblogged this knows the quote is doakes from dexter hmmm

itsnazis:

Fakir he’s not a goddamn mop you can’t just lock your friends in closets

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